Spring Break

Spring break. That wonderful week of no school. Every kid dreams about spring break. The wild parties, traveling, hanging with friends or significant others. My spring break consisted of visiting grandparents, hanging with my mother, barely hanging out with my boyfriend, watching my sister, and going to my dads. My spring break was pretty hectic. I had no idea how hectic it was going to be. My original plan was to hang out with the boyfriend as much as possible, but that didn't happen.

The Thursday spring break started, on that half day, I gave my boyfriend a ride home from school, since I had the car that day. I stayed at his house until about 3:30 pm. Then, I went home to chillax for a little bit before I had to pick up my mom from work. I know weird, the child picking up the mother. Friday my mom had the day off, but I had a birthday party to go to so all we did Friday was go to Red Riding Hood. Saturday night my grandparents stayed the night. They just got back from Arizona. My boyfriend came over to play games with the family. Sunday wasn't very eventful. Monday mom had the day off again, but this time we went to go see beastly. Tuesday was the only day I was at home by myself. Wednesday I got to hang out with my boyfriend all day before I thought I had to go to my dads. I was supposed to go to my dads Wednesday night but my brother had a high temperature. So Thursday, while I stayed at home, I had to watch my little sister. Thursday night to Sunday night I was at my dads. There was controversy over me going there. In the end I went and Saturday we went shopping. Some dude tried selling my dad a hookah. The dude also thought I was my dads wife and my brothers mom. It was awkward. That was the summary of my spring break. Not the perfect spring break I wanted, but it was good enough.

Laughing

Have you ever read a book that is extremely funny? I have. Have you ever read a book that was so funny you started laughing so hard out loud and everyone looked at you funny? I have again. I was laughing so hard I did not even realize I was crying.  I got the weirdest looks. 

          I was in Geometry class when this happened. Everyone was doing homework but I finished early. Since I finished early, I wanted to read my book. I had been reading this book for a couple days and I love this series. So that is why I wanted to read my book so badly. So I was reading my book like a normal person would be reading a book, then all of a sudden I got to this extremely funny part. It only lasted a page and a half, but with me laughing so hard it took me ten minutes to read it. Everyone was staring at me. Staring at the weird freaky girl laughing. All wondering why I am laughing? Thinking what the bleep is she on. What is so funny?

          The book I was reading so happened to be called Finger Lickin’ Fifteen by Janet Evanovich. It is part of her Stephanie Plum series. If you ever want to read it Mrs. Bailey has like all of them. I so happen to be borrowing my book from a friend, but I know Mrs. Bailey has them. The part of this book that I so happened to think was so hilarious was the part where this big fat African American woman got stuck in the window of a black Porsche. She was wearing bright yellow stretchy pants and a flak vest on. She looked like a big bumblebee. Anyways no one could get her fat butt out of the car. That is until she farted. She farted for a record breaking 1 minute long fart. It was so hilarious. I do not know why. Most people think that is so immature but if you read it you would be laughing so hard too.