Laughing

Have you ever read a book that is extremely funny? I have. Have you ever read a book that was so funny you started laughing so hard out loud and everyone looked at you funny? I have again. I was laughing so hard I did not even realize I was crying.  I got the weirdest looks. 

          I was in Geometry class when this happened. Everyone was doing homework but I finished early. Since I finished early, I wanted to read my book. I had been reading this book for a couple days and I love this series. So that is why I wanted to read my book so badly. So I was reading my book like a normal person would be reading a book, then all of a sudden I got to this extremely funny part. It only lasted a page and a half, but with me laughing so hard it took me ten minutes to read it. Everyone was staring at me. Staring at the weird freaky girl laughing. All wondering why I am laughing? Thinking what the bleep is she on. What is so funny?

          The book I was reading so happened to be called Finger Lickin’ Fifteen by Janet Evanovich. It is part of her Stephanie Plum series. If you ever want to read it Mrs. Bailey has like all of them. I so happen to be borrowing my book from a friend, but I know Mrs. Bailey has them. The part of this book that I so happened to think was so hilarious was the part where this big fat African American woman got stuck in the window of a black Porsche. She was wearing bright yellow stretchy pants and a flak vest on. She looked like a big bumblebee. Anyways no one could get her fat butt out of the car. That is until she farted. She farted for a record breaking 1 minute long fart. It was so hilarious. I do not know why. Most people think that is so immature but if you read it you would be laughing so hard too.